It’s hard to believe people put much thought into things. Especially after reading these store names. With store names like these, it’s no wonder why business is so bad. Some of them are cute don’t get us wrong but would you honestly shop in any of these? Probably not!
1. Is this where I go to buy a new butt?
2. I rather not lick a chick. But thanks…
3. Come on now, that’s just gross!
4. Okay this one is cute!
5. I rather just be sober then buy from here…
6. Sound it out…LOL
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7. I wonder what kinda knobs & knockers they’re trying to sell…
8. Please don’t lick me!
9. Well that just doesn’t sound appealing!
10. How are they going to make any money if they think their books are crap?
11. What do you buy here?
12. Oh shit, another bad name – LOL
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13. LOL
14. That’s pretty clever
15. Please don’t tie me up!
16. What a classic book!
17. This is just bad…
18. Typical
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19. “Hey honey, I’ll take the kids shopping then out to dinner” – Every Dad
20. Oh have mercy!
21. Read it slowly, LOL
22. Sorry ‘common white girl’, wrong store!
23. Your kidding, right?
24. What if you need wood at night?
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25. I’m not hungry!
26. That’s just cruel!