7. Hasn’t anyone ever told you not to pee into the wind?
8. A product of educational system… 
9. Docs got a tee-time, has the anesthesia kicked in? 
10. Maybe if you need this sign to tell you this, we should just let you go ahead… 
11. Sign posted outside every Rolling Stones concert! 
12. We used to hang a tie on the door, but these could work… 
